Outdoorsy Improviser Gifts

'I thought it might help our budget if I rented them our backyard.'

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

Canape?

Jazz is Invented

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

"I love your work!"

Barbecue raises a cloud of smoke; birds and squirrel in tree above wear gas masks.

Bird Symbol Hunting

Pop Top Ice FIshing

"There are those who say I'm a throwback to Monet."

'I do enjoy the winter olympics.'

"Geez, Dude. I asked for a slight trim. Not a Brazilian wax."

'I made a Valentine's Day card for you. The school has no art supplies so I wrote the color in.'

Kick-line Deer Crossing. A kick-line of deer cross the road Radio City Rockettes style.

'...And if that doesn't work, grab your rifle and start blasting away.'

Spider Web Musical Score.

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

"Isn't it about time to switch from your warm-weather chair to your cold-weather chair?"

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

Barbecue: Touch the Chef Inappropriately!

Shoot, I forgot about that underground sprinkler.

"He's really not that scary, Teresa."

'Hello, Ralph? Come on over and bring a ladder, I have one up a tree.'

Barry's new George Foreman Grill warned him anytime the meat was being overcooked.

'It's called sustainable living. He can survive for days out here.'

Castaway with a tennis court.

'Those showy blooms are very susceptible to pests.'

Paint-By-Numbers in Nature

'Ta Da! A brand new set of festive outdoor dinnerware for all my summer entertaining!!'

Painter Sheltering Under His Canvas.

"I'm gonna be tree sick!"

'Seeing the Winterton's Japanese garden gave us the idea. It's a Kamikaze replica. Full size.'

"Honey - get the smoke can. The guests are starting to swarm all over the bee hives again."