Outdoorsy Musician Gifts

'Me, a duck hunter? Shucks, no, I'm a musician. Wanna hear me play 'Swannee River' on my duck caller?'

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Giraffe Umbrella

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

Bears catching fish

"Happy Gnu Year!"

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

They try, but those crows can't make noises they used to. The lost caws!

Country Bumpkin.

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

"I love this time of day."

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

Man fishing with large bait

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

Spring Training

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

Bears

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

"I do miss trees but I don't miss the raking."

Canape?

"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"

"Look, honey, I got dinner on line!"

"I'm not saying your after shave smells bad, but.. maybe you should use one mosquitoes don't like so much!"

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

Baby squirrel & Berries