Outdoor Musician Gifts

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

Cellist

Two ladies practising the trombones.

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

Canape?

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

"I love your work!"

Occupational Hazards.

Barbecue raises a cloud of smoke; birds and squirrel in tree above wear gas masks.

"Apple harvest."

"There are those who say I'm a throwback to Monet."

Spider Web Musical Score.

"Isn't it about time to switch from your warm-weather chair to your cold-weather chair?"

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

Old man with zimmer frame waters tree being supported by a walking stick.

Barbecue: Touch the Chef Inappropriately!

'Hello, Ralph? Come on over and bring a ladder, I have one up a tree.'

'It's called sustainable living. He can survive for days out here.'

'Those showy blooms are very susceptible to pests.'

Man Painting Road.

Real violinist replaces a statue.

'Seeing the Winterton's Japanese garden gave us the idea. It's a Kamikaze replica. Full size.'

Painter Sheltering Under His Canvas.

"We're studying Walden Pond today."

Paint-By-Numbers in Nature

'Ta Da! A brand new set of festive outdoor dinnerware for all my summer entertaining!!'

"Honey - get the smoke can. The guests are starting to swarm all over the bee hives again."

'Oh Darren, I just love what you've done with your dung.'

Cellist site reading birds on telephone wires.

'Me, a duck hunter? Shucks, no, I'm a musician. Wanna hear me play 'Swannee River' on my duck caller?'

Brass Band

Spiro & Pusho go hunting.

Drones Unlimited