Outdoor Artists Gifts

"Hopefully there's some consolation knowing that Jum died doing what he loved while managing to complete his final plein air painting."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Painting clouds

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

'I'm looking forward to parents' night. I'm going to ask these people their diet secrets.'

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

"I love your work!"

"Plagiarist!"

Vincent Van Gogh's family reunion Family members with ears missing or bandaged up

"Bit big for a cherub, isn't it, Brother Ignatious?"

"There are those who say I'm a throwback to Monet."

"I want to see it as art, but I keep asking myself 'is it really grocery?'"

Industrial Beautification van

One tree in the four seasons of the year.

'It's a girl and she's an artist in her gestational period.'

World Championship Mime-Off -'HEYYY! He's in a REAL box!!'

Artist gets pooped on by lots of birds.

Topiary: When the written word isn't enough

'Of course it's not signed. Writing hasn't been invented yet.'

'A frore basenji was mistaken for a stabile.'

Darwin's Evolving Statue.

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

Tiger

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

Last painting of a dog for 200 yd

"She's had a lot of work done."

Munch's 'Parents Being Asked For Money'.

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

Alien Painting Moon

"No, that looks nothing like him. Were you even listening to me? Young man, are you on drugs?"