Outdoor Creativity Gifts

Rude Devil Snow Angel

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

"Marco ..."

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

"Yo, Ned Beatty, paddle harder if you ever want to kiss me again."

A couple sit in front of their RV drinking wine while looking at birds sitting in front of a a small RV in a tree also drink wine.

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

"I love your work!"

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

Cut out and keep your own Gardener!

"Now this is a dog park!"

Skier flying past mountains

"Hey, Doris. I'm learning some interesting things about animals from my trail camera! For instance, I never knew that bears were capable of making obscene paw gestures!"

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

Larry was always invited on camping trips because of his ice chest

"There are those who say I'm a throwback to Monet."

Spider Web Musical Score.

"Take us to your pickleball courts."

'You're being unreasonable,Fred. I can't help it if your 22-pound bass slipped out of my hands.'.

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

"Not again!"

A fisherman carries a rainbow trout.

"I cleaned out the RV. We accumulated a lot stuff since we started RVing..."

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

Gardener digging and finding pipes.

"She's had a lot of work done."

'Hey knucklehead! You took the beer out of the truck right?'

"Bob! What are you doing in your boat?" "Waiting for the big spring thaw!"