Outdoor Musician Mugs

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

Cellist

Two ladies practising the trombones.

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

Canape?

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

Occupational Hazards.

"I love your work!"

Barbecue raises a cloud of smoke; birds and squirrel in tree above wear gas masks.

"Apple harvest."

"There are those who say I'm a throwback to Monet."

Spider Web Musical Score.

"Isn't it about time to switch from your warm-weather chair to your cold-weather chair?"

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

Old man with zimmer frame waters tree being supported by a walking stick.

'Hello, Ralph? Come on over and bring a ladder, I have one up a tree.'

Barbecue: Touch the Chef Inappropriately!

Barry's new George Foreman Grill warned him anytime the meat was being overcooked.

Shoot, I forgot about that underground sprinkler.

'It's called sustainable living. He can survive for days out here.'

'Those showy blooms are very susceptible to pests.'

Painter Sheltering Under His Canvas.

Cocktailgating. . . .

Man Painting Road.

"We're studying Walden Pond today."

Paint-By-Numbers in Nature

'Seeing the Winterton's Japanese garden gave us the idea. It's a Kamikaze replica. Full size.'

'Ta Da! A brand new set of festive outdoor dinnerware for all my summer entertaining!!'

"Honey - get the smoke can. The guests are starting to swarm all over the bee hives again."

Real violinist replaces a statue.

'Oh Darren, I just love what you've done with your dung.'

Cellist site reading birds on telephone wires.

'Me, a duck hunter? Shucks, no, I'm a musician. Wanna hear me play 'Swannee River' on my duck caller?'