Outdoorsy Musician T-Shirts

'Me, a duck hunter? Shucks, no, I'm a musician. Wanna hear me play 'Swannee River' on my duck caller?'

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Giraffe Umbrella

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

"Happy Gnu Year!"

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Bears catching fish

Country Bumpkin.

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

"I do miss trees but I don't miss the raking."

Canape?

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

Man fishing with large bait

"I love this time of day."

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

Bears

Spring Training

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

"Look, honey, I got dinner on line!"

"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

Flowers wearing sunglasses.

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

"I'm not saying your after shave smells bad, but.. maybe you should use one mosquitoes don't like so much!"