Outdoorsy Improviser Pillows

'I thought it might help our budget if I rented them our backyard.'

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

Jazz is Invented

Canape?

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

"I love your work!"

Barbecue raises a cloud of smoke; birds and squirrel in tree above wear gas masks.

Pop Top Ice FIshing

Bird Symbol Hunting

"Geez, Dude. I asked for a slight trim. Not a Brazilian wax."

'I made a Valentine's Day card for you. The school has no art supplies so I wrote the color in.'

"There are those who say I'm a throwback to Monet."

'I do enjoy the winter olympics.'

Kick-line Deer Crossing. A kick-line of deer cross the road Radio City Rockettes style.

Spider Web Musical Score.

'...And if that doesn't work, grab your rifle and start blasting away.'

"Isn't it about time to switch from your warm-weather chair to your cold-weather chair?"

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

Barbecue: Touch the Chef Inappropriately!

'Hello, Ralph? Come on over and bring a ladder, I have one up a tree.'

"He's really not that scary, Teresa."

'It's called sustainable living. He can survive for days out here.'

Castaway with a tennis court.

'Those showy blooms are very susceptible to pests.'

'Ta Da! A brand new set of festive outdoor dinnerware for all my summer entertaining!!'

"I'm gonna be tree sick!"

Fish play a joke on the fisherman.

Paint-By-Numbers in Nature

Painter Sheltering Under His Canvas.

Man Painting Road.

'Seeing the Winterton's Japanese garden gave us the idea. It's a Kamikaze replica. Full size.'