Artistic Improviser Gifts

'Sometimes if things blow onto the canvas I just leave em there.'

'I couldn't find real fruit for your still life painting, so we'll just use these fruit roll-ups.'

'I made a Valentine's Day card for you. The school has no art supplies so I wrote the color in.'

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

Jazz is Invented

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

The Hammer

School of Art & Design. Looks like they're putting up an addition.

'OK, the worn out carpeting proves I snack too much. Only one thing to do. Tomorrow I get prices on hardwood floors.'

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

Naughty Kid using a bin lid as a catapult.

"When you tell your Father how you're dropping out of college to be a renaissance faire entertainer, the least you could do is break character."

"I've fixed the shelf, darling."

The Augie Twins write music strictly for their own amusement.

'Well, you always said you wanted a water feature for the garden.'

'We have an emergency, ladies and gentlemen! We need help - can anybody in the audience play the tambourine.'

"We'll have to eat out tonight - I misplaced the can opener."

Okay, let me guess...we're eating baked ham and meat loaf on a bed of fish sticks because you combined all the leftovers...

'I'm a loaf of bread.'

Castaway with a tennis court.

"It's just until the air conditioning in our house is fixed."

Washing Line - "I thought you wanted a clothes dryer."

'We added on to the couch.'

"That's not a mistake, that's jazz."

Bearded man with baby sheltered under his beard.

I work all day landscaping. I'm too tired to do all the yard work at home. Teddy, you're big enough to use my power tools. I know exactly who to call for help. Tap tap tap. Not the power tool I was referring to.

Painter and Decorator/Wallpaper

"I hope you like smoked salmon."

"She'll only eat it if I cut it up in cloverleaf shapes, serve it on a blue plate, and do a little dance as I serve it."

'So, what part of the house are we delivering shock and awe to this weekend?'

"I said no to a man cave but I compromised on a dugout."

Sculptor sculpts an easel