Improv Artist Gifts

"When you tell your Father how you're dropping out of college to be a renaissance faire entertainer, the least you could do is break character."

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

"That's odd! I can't find my new dauber anywhere!"

"That's not a mistake, that's jazz."

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

Snowprov

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

Allegro con molto espresso

"Idea?" "No. Just a light bulb."

Mensa Does Improv

Cheating Death.

"Am I sensing fear?"

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

'I made a Valentine's Day card for you. The school has no art supplies so I wrote the color in.'

"I'll now take some rambling, nonsensical statements from the audience."

On Sale Today Free Range Chickens...Back In One Hour.

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

Chemistry Improv Theater

The Art of Bantering!

"It's improv night."

"What did he say?"

Office improv: "Just make it up as you go along."

"Yes, I'll marry you -- but I do a lot of improv, so I say yes to anything."

"You don't seem to know your lines." "That's because I'm an understudy."

"Improv – that's were the big money is."

'People say I don't listen to other's opinions. That's not true, is it Binky?'

'The thing I like about jazz is nobody notices if I hit the wrong notes.'

Improv Night

"Try some improv, they said. The king will it, they said!"

'This job would be much easier if you didn't play the flute!'

"Now is the part of the show when we ask the audience to shout out some random numbers."

'Sometimes if things blow onto the canvas I just leave em there.'