Improv Artist Gifts

"I'm speaking with you this evening without the benefit of speech-writers or teleprompters. Thank you and good night."

"When you tell your Father how you're dropping out of college to be a renaissance faire entertainer, the least you could do is break character."

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

'Is there an elvis in the building?!'

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

"That's odd! I can't find my new dauber anywhere!"

"That's not a mistake, that's jazz."

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

Snowprov

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

Allegro con molto espresso

"Idea?" "No. Just a light bulb."

Mensa Does Improv

Cheating Death.

"Am I sensing fear?"

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

'There's an imposter among us!'

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

'I made a Valentine's Day card for you. The school has no art supplies so I wrote the color in.'

"I'll now take some rambling, nonsensical statements from the audience."

On Sale Today Free Range Chickens...Back In One Hour.

"Relax, Marge! I'm sure the folks at 'Ultimate Pirate Adventures'. . ."

Chemistry Improv Theater

'Well, I suppose it makes a change from powerpoint presentations...'

The Art of Bantering!

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

"It's improv night."

Dog Treat. "Speak"? Without notes?

"What did he say?"

"Improv – that's were the big money is."

Spiderman at the Improv

'People say I don't listen to other's opinions. That's not true, is it Binky?'

Office improv: "Just make it up as you go along."

"Yes, I'll marry you -- but I do a lot of improv, so I say yes to anything."