Improv Actress Gifts

"Yes, I'll marry you -- but I do a lot of improv, so I say yes to anything."

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

Snowprov

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

Allegro con molto espresso

"Idea?" "No. Just a light bulb."

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"Am I sensing fear?"

Cheating Death.

Mensa Does Improv

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

'There's an imposter among us!'

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

"I'll now take some rambling, nonsensical statements from the audience."

On Sale Today Free Range Chickens...Back In One Hour.

"Relax, Marge! I'm sure the folks at 'Ultimate Pirate Adventures'. . ."

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

Chemistry Improv Theater

The Art of Bantering!

Clown-filled vehicle in the car pool lane

"When you tell your Father how you're dropping out of college to be a renaissance faire entertainer, the least you could do is break character."

'Well, I suppose it makes a change from powerpoint presentations...'

"It's improv night."

Dog Treat. "Speak"? Without notes?

"What did he say?"

Office improv: "Just make it up as you go along."

"You don't seem to know your lines." "That's because I'm an understudy."

Spiderman at the Improv

"Improv – that's were the big money is."

'People say I don't listen to other's opinions. That's not true, is it Binky?'

'The thing I like about jazz is nobody notices if I hit the wrong notes.'

Improv Night

'This job would be much easier if you didn't play the flute!'

"That's not a mistake, that's jazz."