Improv Comedian Gifts

'My previous school only had a single-decker walking bus.'

"Idea?" "No. Just a light bulb."

"Am I sensing fear?"

'People say I don't listen to other's opinions. That's not true, is it Binky?'

"Relax, Marge! I'm sure the folks at 'Ultimate Pirate Adventures'. . ."

Snowprov

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

Allegro con molto espresso

Cheating Death.

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

Mensa Does Improv

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

'There's an imposter among us!'

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

Chemistry Improv Theater

"When you tell your Father how you're dropping out of college to be a renaissance faire entertainer, the least you could do is break character."

Clown-filled vehicle in the car pool lane

'Well, I suppose it makes a change from powerpoint presentations...'

'I didn't have time to cut the lawn, so I used your credit card to have it carpeted. Do you like the cool color I picked out?'

"It's improv night."

Dog Treat. "Speak"? Without notes?

"What did he say?"

"Improv – that's were the big money is."

"Yes, I'll marry you -- but I do a lot of improv, so I say yes to anything."

Spiderman at the Improv

Office improv: "Just make it up as you go along."

Improv Night

"That's not a mistake, that's jazz."

"Try some improv, they said. The king will it, they said!"

"Now is the part of the show when we ask the audience to shout out some random numbers."

'Now that we've invented language, let's learn to ad lib!'

'Is there an elvis in the building?!'

Private thoughts of a television. I'd love the chance to ad lib just once!