Improv Comedians Gifts

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

William Tell's Father with Golf Club

"Idea?" "No. Just a light bulb."

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

Allegro con molto espresso

Mensa Does Improv

"Am I sensing fear?"

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

Cheating Death.

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

"When you tell your Father how you're dropping out of college to be a renaissance faire entertainer, the least you could do is break character."

Clown-filled vehicle in the car pool lane

Chemistry Improv Theater

'I didn't have time to cut the lawn, so I used your credit card to have it carpeted. Do you like the cool color I picked out?'

"What did he say?"

Office improv: "Just make it up as you go along."

'People say I don't listen to other's opinions. That's not true, is it Binky?'

"Yes, I'll marry you -- but I do a lot of improv, so I say yes to anything."

"Try some improv, they said. The king will it, they said!"

"That's not a mistake, that's jazz."

"As these negotiations break down and tensions rise, keep in mind that when this ends we're still members of the same improv troupe."

"You're a fool, Carl - a fool and an idiot."

'Now that we've invented language, let's learn to ad lib!'

'My previous school only had a single-decker walking bus.'

Audience Participation

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

A couple sitting beside the fireplace

10 items or less queue. (Woman has thrown eggs onto floor).

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

The Improvisational Wardrobe Ballet Company Presents: Afternoon of a Shower Curtain