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'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

William Tell's Father with Golf Club

"Idea?" "No. Just a light bulb."

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

Allegro con molto espresso

Mensa Does Improv

"Am I sensing fear?"

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

Cheating Death.

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

"Relax, Marge! I'm sure the folks at 'Ultimate Pirate Adventures'. . ."

'Well, I suppose it makes a change from powerpoint presentations...'

Clown-filled vehicle in the car pool lane

Chemistry Improv Theater

"When you tell your Father how you're dropping out of college to be a renaissance faire entertainer, the least you could do is break character."

'I didn't have time to cut the lawn, so I used your credit card to have it carpeted. Do you like the cool color I picked out?'

Dog Treat. "Speak"? Without notes?

"What did he say?"

'People say I don't listen to other's opinions. That's not true, is it Binky?'

Office improv: "Just make it up as you go along."

Spiderman at the Improv

"Yes, I'll marry you -- but I do a lot of improv, so I say yes to anything."

"Try some improv, they said. The king will it, they said!"

Snake pulls prank posing for photo

"That's not a mistake, that's jazz."

'Is there an elvis in the building?!'

"As these negotiations break down and tensions rise, keep in mind that when this ends we're still members of the same improv troupe."

"You're a fool, Carl - a fool and an idiot."

'Now that we've invented language, let's learn to ad lib!'

'My previous school only had a single-decker walking bus.'

Audience Participation

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

The Improvisational Wardrobe Ballet Company Presents: Afternoon of a Shower Curtain