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"You're a fool, Carl - a fool and an idiot."

"Left the gun, but took an improv class."

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

Snowprov

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

Allegro con molto espresso

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"Idea?" "No. Just a light bulb."

Cheating Death.

Mensa Does Improv

"Am I sensing fear?"

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

'I made a Valentine's Day card for you. The school has no art supplies so I wrote the color in.'

"I'll now take some rambling, nonsensical statements from the audience."

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

The Art of Bantering!

Chemistry Improv Theater

The Augie Twins write music strictly for their own amusement.

"When you tell your Father how you're dropping out of college to be a renaissance faire entertainer, the least you could do is break character."

"It's improv night."

"What did he say?"

Office improv: "Just make it up as you go along."

"Improv – that's were the big money is."

"Yes, I'll marry you -- but I do a lot of improv, so I say yes to anything."

'People say I don't listen to other's opinions. That's not true, is it Binky?'

"You don't seem to know your lines." "That's because I'm an understudy."

'The thing I like about jazz is nobody notices if I hit the wrong notes.'

Improv Night

'This job would be much easier if you didn't play the flute!'

"Now is the part of the show when we ask the audience to shout out some random numbers."