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'Your behavior is inappropriate and completely unacceptable!' 'Talk to the hand!'

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

Snowprov

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

Allegro con molto espresso

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"Idea?" "No. Just a light bulb."

Cheating Death.

Mensa Does Improv

"Am I sensing fear?"

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

"I'll now take some rambling, nonsensical statements from the audience."

On Sale Today Free Range Chickens...Back In One Hour.

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

"When you tell your Father how you're dropping out of college to be a renaissance faire entertainer, the least you could do is break character."

The Art of Bantering!

Chemistry Improv Theater

"It's improv night."

"What did he say?"

"Yes, I'll marry you -- but I do a lot of improv, so I say yes to anything."

'People say I don't listen to other's opinions. That's not true, is it Binky?'

"Improv – that's were the big money is."

Office improv: "Just make it up as you go along."

"You don't seem to know your lines." "That's because I'm an understudy."

'The thing I like about jazz is nobody notices if I hit the wrong notes.'

Improv Night

"Now it's high definition!"