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Er! Could you take your imaginary paintbrushes and non-existent paper and do something that I can't quite remember with them... The importance of planning.

"You don't seem to know your lines." "That's because I'm an understudy."

This is the Ask Sadie Show. You're on, caller. What's your problem? I'm -- Don't pussyfoot around the issue. Get to the point! I don't have all day! I'm -- GET ON WITH IT, ALREADY! Next caller. You're on. What's your problem? Um … Nothing. I'm good.

"My wife and I do modified role play - she's a different woman every night, I stay the same."

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

Snowprov

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

Allegro con molto espresso

"Idea?" "No. Just a light bulb."

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

Cheating Death.

Mensa Does Improv

"Am I sensing fear?"

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

'There's an imposter among us!'

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

"I'll now take some rambling, nonsensical statements from the audience."

On Sale Today Free Range Chickens...Back In One Hour.

Naughty Kid using a bin lid as a catapult.

Clown-filled vehicle in the car pool lane

'Well, I suppose it makes a change from powerpoint presentations...'

"When you tell your Father how you're dropping out of college to be a renaissance faire entertainer, the least you could do is break character."

The Art of Bantering!

Chemistry Improv Theater

"Relax, Marge! I'm sure the folks at 'Ultimate Pirate Adventures'. . ."

"It's improv night."

"What did he say?"

Dog Treat. "Speak"? Without notes?

Office improv: "Just make it up as you go along."

"Improv – that's were the big money is."

"Yes, I'll marry you -- but I do a lot of improv, so I say yes to anything."

'People say I don't listen to other's opinions. That's not true, is it Binky?'

Spiderman at the Improv

'The thing I like about jazz is nobody notices if I hit the wrong notes.'