Improv Expert T-Shirts

'What gets me is how the actors make themselves so small!'

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

Snowprov

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

"Idea?" "No. Just a light bulb."

Allegro con molto espresso

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

Cheating Death.

Mensa Does Improv

"Am I sensing fear?"

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

"I'll now take some rambling, nonsensical statements from the audience."

Chemistry Improv Theater

The Art of Bantering!

Clown-filled vehicle in the car pool lane

"When you tell your Father how you're dropping out of college to be a renaissance faire entertainer, the least you could do is break character."

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

"It's improv night."

"What did he say?"

Office improv: "Just make it up as you go along."

"Yes, I'll marry you -- but I do a lot of improv, so I say yes to anything."

"You don't seem to know your lines." "That's because I'm an understudy."

"Improv – that's were the big money is."

'People say I don't listen to other's opinions. That's not true, is it Binky?'

'The thing I like about jazz is nobody notices if I hit the wrong notes.'

Improv Night

'This job would be much easier if you didn't play the flute!'

"That's not a mistake, that's jazz."