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'What gets me is how the actors make themselves so small!'

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

Snowprov

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

"Idea?" "No. Just a light bulb."

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

Allegro con molto espresso

Cheating Death.

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

"Am I sensing fear?"

Mensa Does Improv

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

'There's an imposter among us!'

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

"I'll now take some rambling, nonsensical statements from the audience."

'Well, I suppose it makes a change from powerpoint presentations...'

Clown-filled vehicle in the car pool lane

Chemistry Improv Theater

"When you tell your Father how you're dropping out of college to be a renaissance faire entertainer, the least you could do is break character."

"Relax, Marge! I'm sure the folks at 'Ultimate Pirate Adventures'. . ."

The Art of Bantering!

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

"It's improv night."

"What did he say?"

Dog Treat. "Speak"? Without notes?

"Improv – that's were the big money is."

Office improv: "Just make it up as you go along."

"Yes, I'll marry you -- but I do a lot of improv, so I say yes to anything."

'People say I don't listen to other's opinions. That's not true, is it Binky?'

Spiderman at the Improv

"You don't seem to know your lines." "That's because I'm an understudy."

'The thing I like about jazz is nobody notices if I hit the wrong notes.'

Improv Night

'This job would be much easier if you didn't play the flute!'