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'My previous school only had a single-decker walking bus.'

"Idea?" "No. Just a light bulb."

"Am I sensing fear?"

'People say I don't listen to other's opinions. That's not true, is it Binky?'

Snowprov

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

Allegro con molto espresso

Mensa Does Improv

Cheating Death.

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

"When you tell your Father how you're dropping out of college to be a renaissance faire entertainer, the least you could do is break character."

Chemistry Improv Theater

Clown-filled vehicle in the car pool lane

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

'I didn't have time to cut the lawn, so I used your credit card to have it carpeted. Do you like the cool color I picked out?'

"It's improv night."

"What did he say?"

"Yes, I'll marry you -- but I do a lot of improv, so I say yes to anything."

Office improv: "Just make it up as you go along."

"Improv – that's were the big money is."

Improv Night

"Try some improv, they said. The king will it, they said!"

"That's not a mistake, that's jazz."

"Now is the part of the show when we ask the audience to shout out some random numbers."

"You're a fool, Carl - a fool and an idiot."

'Now that we've invented language, let's learn to ad lib!'

"As these negotiations break down and tensions rise, keep in mind that when this ends we're still members of the same improv troupe."

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