Improv Comedy Buff Gifts

Clown-filled vehicle in the car pool lane

Backfire

For speedy operation and ease of control get a pony.

"Bloody hell!"

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"Idea?" "No. Just a light bulb."

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

Allegro con molto espresso

"Is there a vegan option?"

'Sorry, but I'm arresting you for being in possession of an endangered wild coho salmon.'

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

Cat Hecklers

'Yes... but is he a good watch dog?'

"Beware of the frog"

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

The perfect choice for president?... Stephen Colbert!

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

Cheating Death.

'He bought a donkey because he thought he might get a kick out of it.'

Mensa Does Improv

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

'When I said you could name your salary, I meant you could give it a name.'

"Am I sensing fear?"

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

Trump and the Gender Inclusive Restroom

'Okay, I'm going to make the phone ring just once, and I want you to refrain from picking up. Bite the towel if you have to.

Miami Mice

'The pills stopped your depression but we may need to adjust the dosage, Sister Naomi.'