Improv Comedy Buff Mugs

Clown-filled vehicle in the car pool lane

Backfire

"Bloody hell!"

For speedy operation and ease of control get a pony.

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"Idea?" "No. Just a light bulb."

Allegro con molto espresso

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"Is there a vegan option?"

Cat Hecklers

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

'Yes... but is he a good watch dog?'

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

'Sorry, but I'm arresting you for being in possession of an endangered wild coho salmon.'

"Beware of the frog"

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

"Am I sensing fear?"

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

'When I said you could name your salary, I meant you could give it a name.'

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

Mensa Does Improv

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

Cheating Death.

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

'He bought a donkey because he thought he might get a kick out of it.'

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

"Is it 'Measure once, cut twice?' Or 'Cut once, then measure?' Or maybe it's..."

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

Miami Mice

Trump and the Gender Inclusive Restroom