Improv Comedy Lover Mugs

"What did he say?"

'This is a French Football, just when you think it can't get any worse it dramatically implodes.'

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

Allegro con molto espresso

"Idea?" "No. Just a light bulb."

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

"Am I sensing fear?"

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

Mensa Does Improv

Cheating Death.

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

'No, you weren't there. But in your expert opinion as a certified brainiac, do you think he did it?'

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

National Liberty and Tax Codes.

"Planet of the puppies"

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

Eugene Ionesco

Chemistry Improv Theater

The Art of Bantering!

Clown-filled vehicle in the car pool lane

"Relax, Marge! I'm sure the folks at 'Ultimate Pirate Adventures'. . ."

"When you tell your Father how you're dropping out of college to be a renaissance faire entertainer, the least you could do is break character."

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

"Now give me something intimate to say."

"It's improv night."

Dog Treat. "Speak"? Without notes?

'People say I don't listen to other's opinions. That's not true, is it Binky?'

Spiderman at the Improv

Office improv: "Just make it up as you go along."

"Okay, so the current occupants are being tormented by supernatural forces, but they do agree to pay closing costs."

'I'm afraid we only publish A list celebrity cookbooks.'

"Yes, I'll marry you -- but I do a lot of improv, so I say yes to anything."

'We rape, pillage and kill. THAT'S our corporate mission statement.'