Improv Comedy Lover Pillows

"What did he say?"

'This is a French Football, just when you think it can't get any worse it dramatically implodes.'

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"Idea?" "No. Just a light bulb."

Allegro con molto espresso

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

Cheating Death.

Mensa Does Improv

"Am I sensing fear?"

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

'No, you weren't there. But in your expert opinion as a certified brainiac, do you think he did it?'

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

"Planet of the puppies"

National Liberty and Tax Codes.

Eugene Ionesco

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

"Now give me something intimate to say."

The Art of Bantering!

Clown-filled vehicle in the car pool lane

"When you tell your Father how you're dropping out of college to be a renaissance faire entertainer, the least you could do is break character."

Chemistry Improv Theater

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

"It's improv night."

'People say I don't listen to other's opinions. That's not true, is it Binky?'

'I'm afraid we only publish A list celebrity cookbooks.'

Office improv: "Just make it up as you go along."

"Okay, so the current occupants are being tormented by supernatural forces, but they do agree to pay closing costs."

"Yes, I'll marry you -- but I do a lot of improv, so I say yes to anything."

'We rape, pillage and kill. THAT'S our corporate mission statement.'

'The thing I like about jazz is nobody notices if I hit the wrong notes.'

"Well, he was a lousy captain, but he sure knows how to go out in style!"