Improv Actor Gifts

'Well, I suppose it makes a change from powerpoint presentations...'

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

Snowprov

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"Idea?" "No. Just a light bulb."

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

Allegro con molto espresso

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

Cheating Death.

Mensa Does Improv

"Am I sensing fear?"

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

'There's an imposter among us!'

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

"I'll now take some rambling, nonsensical statements from the audience."

On Sale Today Free Range Chickens...Back In One Hour.

The Art of Bantering!

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

Clown-filled vehicle in the car pool lane

Chemistry Improv Theater

"Relax, Marge! I'm sure the folks at 'Ultimate Pirate Adventures'. . ."

"When you tell your Father how you're dropping out of college to be a renaissance faire entertainer, the least you could do is break character."

"It's improv night."

"What did he say?"

Dog Treat. "Speak"? Without notes?

"Improv – that's were the big money is."

'People say I don't listen to other's opinions. That's not true, is it Binky?'

"Yes, I'll marry you -- but I do a lot of improv, so I say yes to anything."

Office improv: "Just make it up as you go along."

Spiderman at the Improv

"You don't seem to know your lines." "That's because I'm an understudy."

'The thing I like about jazz is nobody notices if I hit the wrong notes.'

Improv Night

'This job would be much easier if you didn't play the flute!'