Improv Genius Gifts

Muggers.

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

Snowprov

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

"Idea?" "No. Just a light bulb."

Allegro con molto espresso

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"Draw your own path."

Cheating Death.

"Am I sensing fear?"

Mensa Does Improv

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

'There's an imposter among us!'

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

"I'll now take some rambling, nonsensical statements from the audience."

On Sale Today Free Range Chickens...Back In One Hour.

Chemistry Improv Theater

"Relax, Marge! I'm sure the folks at 'Ultimate Pirate Adventures'. . ."

"When you tell your Father how you're dropping out of college to be a renaissance faire entertainer, the least you could do is break character."

The Art of Bantering!

'Well, I suppose it makes a change from powerpoint presentations...'

"It's improv night."

"What did he say?"

Dog Treat. "Speak"? Without notes?

Office improv: "Just make it up as you go along."

Spiderman at the Improv

"Yes, I'll marry you -- but I do a lot of improv, so I say yes to anything."

'People say I don't listen to other's opinions. That's not true, is it Binky?'

"Improv – that's were the big money is."

"You don't seem to know your lines." "That's because I'm an understudy."

'The thing I like about jazz is nobody notices if I hit the wrong notes.'

Improv Night

Ship's cook escaping in a saucepan.

"That's not a mistake, that's jazz."