Improv Genius Gifts

Muggers.

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

Snowprov

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

"Idea?" "No. Just a light bulb."

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

Allegro con molto espresso

"Draw your own path."

"Am I sensing fear?"

Cheating Death.

Mensa Does Improv

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

"I'll now take some rambling, nonsensical statements from the audience."

On Sale Today Free Range Chickens...Back In One Hour.

"When you tell your Father how you're dropping out of college to be a renaissance faire entertainer, the least you could do is break character."

The Art of Bantering!

Chemistry Improv Theater

"It's improv night."

"What did he say?"

Office improv: "Just make it up as you go along."

"Yes, I'll marry you -- but I do a lot of improv, so I say yes to anything."

'People say I don't listen to other's opinions. That's not true, is it Binky?'

"Improv – that's were the big money is."

"You don't seem to know your lines." "That's because I'm an understudy."

'The thing I like about jazz is nobody notices if I hit the wrong notes.'

Improv Night

Ship's cook escaping in a saucepan.

"That's not a mistake, that's jazz."

'This job would be much easier if you didn't play the flute!'