Improv Guru Gifts

"I'll now take some rambling, nonsensical statements from the audience."

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

Snowprov

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

Allegro con molto espresso

"Idea?" "No. Just a light bulb."

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

Mensa Does Improv

Cheating Death.

"Am I sensing fear?"

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

On Sale Today Free Range Chickens...Back In One Hour.

"When you tell your Father how you're dropping out of college to be a renaissance faire entertainer, the least you could do is break character."

Chemistry Improv Theater

The Art of Bantering!

Clown-filled vehicle in the car pool lane

"It's improv night."

"What did he say?"

Office improv: "Just make it up as you go along."

'People say I don't listen to other's opinions. That's not true, is it Binky?'

"Yes, I'll marry you -- but I do a lot of improv, so I say yes to anything."

"Improv – that's were the big money is."

"You don't seem to know your lines." "That's because I'm an understudy."

'The thing I like about jazz is nobody notices if I hit the wrong notes.'

Improv Night

"Try some improv, they said. The king will it, they said!"

'This job would be much easier if you didn't play the flute!'

"That's not a mistake, that's jazz."

"Now is the part of the show when we ask the audience to shout out some random numbers."

'Now that we've invented language, let's learn to ad lib!'