Improv Guru Gifts

"I'll now take some rambling, nonsensical statements from the audience."

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

Snowprov

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

Allegro con molto espresso

"Idea?" "No. Just a light bulb."

Cheating Death.

"Am I sensing fear?"

Mensa Does Improv

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

'There's an imposter among us!'

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

On Sale Today Free Range Chickens...Back In One Hour.

"When you tell your Father how you're dropping out of college to be a renaissance faire entertainer, the least you could do is break character."

Clown-filled vehicle in the car pool lane

'Well, I suppose it makes a change from powerpoint presentations...'

The Art of Bantering!

Chemistry Improv Theater

"Relax, Marge! I'm sure the folks at 'Ultimate Pirate Adventures'. . ."

"It's improv night."

Dog Treat. "Speak"? Without notes?

"What did he say?"

'People say I don't listen to other's opinions. That's not true, is it Binky?'

"You don't seem to know your lines." "That's because I'm an understudy."

"Yes, I'll marry you -- but I do a lot of improv, so I say yes to anything."

"Improv – that's were the big money is."

Spiderman at the Improv

Office improv: "Just make it up as you go along."

'The thing I like about jazz is nobody notices if I hit the wrong notes.'

Improv Night

'This job would be much easier if you didn't play the flute!'

"That's not a mistake, that's jazz."

"Try some improv, they said. The king will it, they said!"