Improvisation Genius Gifts

Games Store Snow Shoes.

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

"Draw your own path."

Jazz is Invented

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

Lockdown casserole

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

'Cook is a musician. Improvises. Never makes the same thing twice.'

Remember to lash from the outside!

"Sorry, new style pain killer. It's the cut-backs I'm afraid."

"I'll now take some rambling, nonsensical statements from the audience."

'Propane ran out.'

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

"Now give me something intimate to say."

'It's not for acting...It's for a testimony in a courtroom.'

I get my ideas on sale...

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

The Art of Bantering!

"The toaster is broken again, sweetheart."

Naughty Kid using a bin lid as a catapult.

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

"Dear, when was the last time you just winged it?"

"All I could find was this butternut squash."

A true musician will learn to improvise when his instrument is in the pawn shop.