Improvisation Genius Pillows

Games Store Snow Shoes.

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

"Draw your own path."

Jazz is Invented

Lockdown casserole

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

Jerry Garcia, RIP

"I'll now take some rambling, nonsensical statements from the audience."

'Cook is a musician. Improvises. Never makes the same thing twice.'

Remember to lash from the outside!

"Sorry, new style pain killer. It's the cut-backs I'm afraid."

Frank Zappa

'Propane ran out.'

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

"The toaster is broken again, sweetheart."

Naughty Kid using a bin lid as a catapult.

"Now give me something intimate to say."

I get my ideas on sale...

'It's not for acting...It's for a testimony in a courtroom.'

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

The Art of Bantering!

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

"Dear, when was the last time you just winged it?"

Dog Treat. "Speak"? Without notes?

"All I could find was this butternut squash."

A true musician will learn to improvise when his instrument is in the pawn shop.