Improvisational Artist Pillows

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

Naughty Kid using a bin lid as a catapult.

I'm calling it the home entertainment centre.

'Sir, making mistakes is a craft, but making things up the way we do is art.'

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

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MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"Draw your own path."

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

'Cartoonist thinking'

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

'I made a Valentine's Day card for you. The school has no art supplies so I wrote the color in.'

Frank Zappa

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

"I've fixed the shelf, darling."

I get my ideas on sale...

"When you tell your Father how you're dropping out of college to be a renaissance faire entertainer, the least you could do is break character."

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

A true musician will learn to improvise when his instrument is in the pawn shop.

"I thought it would be cheaper to weed wack our shag carpet rather than replace it."

Pyramid Skiers

Kid sheltering from rain inside a vault box.

Ship's cook escaping in a saucepan.

"That's not a mistake, that's jazz."

Harpist using her bed frame as a harp.

Bearded man with baby sheltered under his beard.

Prompter malfunction. You're on your own.

Could you check and see if my mind is back there anywhere?

I can never remember which colour is 'live'. - 'I wish there was a simple way to tell.' - 'Lick it! Lick it! Lick it!' - 'I wish there was a safe simple way to tell.' - 'Lick it gingerly.' -

Shovels as Snow Shoes

'Sometimes if things blow onto the canvas I just leave em there.'

"This is a real Dada performance."

'Is there an elvis in the building?!'

'...and why does it have to be MY shirt we use as a sail?'