Improvisational Artist Gifts

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

Naughty Kid using a bin lid as a catapult.

I'm calling it the home entertainment centre.

'Sir, making mistakes is a craft, but making things up the way we do is art.'

Chez Nous Menu

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"Draw your own path."

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

'Cartoonist thinking'

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

'I made a Valentine's Day card for you. The school has no art supplies so I wrote the color in.'

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

"When you tell your Father how you're dropping out of college to be a renaissance faire entertainer, the least you could do is break character."

"I've fixed the shelf, darling."

I get my ideas on sale...

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

A true musician will learn to improvise when his instrument is in the pawn shop.

Kid sheltering from rain inside a vault box.

"I thought it would be cheaper to weed wack our shag carpet rather than replace it."

Pyramid Skiers

Ship's cook escaping in a saucepan.

Harpist using her bed frame as a harp.

Bearded man with baby sheltered under his beard.

"That's not a mistake, that's jazz."

Prompter malfunction. You're on your own.

Could you check and see if my mind is back there anywhere?

I can never remember which colour is 'live'. - 'I wish there was a simple way to tell.' - 'Lick it! Lick it! Lick it!' - 'I wish there was a safe simple way to tell.' - 'Lick it gingerly.' -

Shovels as Snow Shoes

'Sometimes if things blow onto the canvas I just leave em there.'

"Did someone eat my edamame ice pack?!"

Quisine: Exciting New Dishes Inspired By Whatever's Left On Your Shelf

"This is a real Dada performance."

'...and why does it have to be MY shirt we use as a sail?'

Neighbours playing tennis over the garden wall.