Improvisation Enthusiast Gifts

Frank Zappa

Prompter malfunction. You're on your own.

'What's the torch doing in the Christmas cake.'

You Must Pick... Right Tool For The Job or MacGyver

A true musician will learn to improvise when his instrument is in the pawn shop.

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

"The starfish doesn't want to stay on top of our Christmas tree!"

'Or one of these things!!'

'We totally ran out of diapers while you were out. I took care of it.'

Cello player using a comb

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

"The poor soul forgot his PowerPoint presentation and he's having to improvise."

"Our phone's 'on-hold' music system is temporarily down."

"This is a real Dada performance."

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

Jazz is Invented

"Draw your own path."

Allegro con molto espresso

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

Lockdown casserole

Mensa Does Improv

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

Cheating Death.

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

"I'll now take some rambling, nonsensical statements from the audience."

Jerry Garcia, RIP