Improvisation Enthusiast Gifts

Prompter malfunction. You're on your own.

'What's the torch doing in the Christmas cake.'

A true musician will learn to improvise when his instrument is in the pawn shop.

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

"The starfish doesn't want to stay on top of our Christmas tree!"

'Or one of these things!!'

'We totally ran out of diapers while you were out. I took care of it.'

Cello player using a comb

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

"Our phone's 'on-hold' music system is temporarily down."

"This is a real Dada performance."

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

"Draw your own path."

Jazz is Invented

Allegro con molto espresso

Lockdown casserole

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

Cheating Death.

Mensa Does Improv

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

"Sorry, new style pain killer. It's the cut-backs I'm afraid."

I'm sorry Miss, but your artistic license has expired.

"I'll now take some rambling, nonsensical statements from the audience."

'Cook is a musician. Improvises. Never makes the same thing twice.'

Remember to lash from the outside!

'Propane ran out.'