Improvisation Lover Gifts

"I don't get it. I'm playing a legendary jazz musician and the director keeps telling me to stick to the script and stop improvising."

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

"Sorry, new style pain killer. It's the cut-backs I'm afraid."

Giraffe Sailing

"They all seem to be playing a different song!"

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

Jazz is Invented

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

Allegro con molto espresso

"Draw your own path."

Lockdown casserole

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

Cheating Death.

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

Mensa Does Improv

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

'Cook is a musician. Improvises. Never makes the same thing twice.'

Remember to lash from the outside!

I'm sorry Miss, but your artistic license has expired.

"I'll now take some rambling, nonsensical statements from the audience."

'Propane ran out.'

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

"The toaster is broken again, sweetheart."

"Now give me something intimate to say."

Chemistry Improv Theater

The Art of Bantering!

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

'It's not for acting...It's for a testimony in a courtroom.'

"Dear, when was the last time you just winged it?"

"It's improv night."

A true musician will learn to improvise when his instrument is in the pawn shop.