Improv Lover Gifts

'The thing I like about jazz is nobody notices if I hit the wrong notes.'

"It's improv night."

The Art of Bantering!

"Our scheduled speaker isn't available to make it here today, but luckily we have a surprise speaker..."

'This job would be much easier if you didn't play the flute!'

'What's this. . . comedy impov?'

Don't ad-lib!

Snowprov

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

Allegro con molto espresso

Cheating Death.

Mensa Does Improv

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

"Sorry, new style pain killer. It's the cut-backs I'm afraid."

Clown-filled vehicle in the car pool lane

'It's not for acting...It's for a testimony in a courtroom.'

"Now give me something intimate to say."

Chemistry Improv Theater

"When you tell your Father how you're dropping out of college to be a renaissance faire entertainer, the least you could do is break character."

"What did he say?"

"Yes, I'll marry you -- but I do a lot of improv, so I say yes to anything."

Office improv: "Just make it up as you go along."

"You don't seem to know your lines." "That's because I'm an understudy."

"Improv – that's were the big money is."

"I don't get it. I'm playing a legendary jazz musician and the director keeps telling me to stick to the script and stop improvising."

Improv Night

Memorable Jam Sessions: the night Charlie Parker asked Spike Jones to sit in on Ah-Ooogah horn."

"Try some improv, they said. The king will it, they said!"

Thelonious Monk

Tone Deaf and Can't Read Music - Please Give.