Improv Lover Gifts

'The thing I like about jazz is nobody notices if I hit the wrong notes.'

"It's improv night."

The Art of Bantering!

"Our scheduled speaker isn't available to make it here today, but luckily we have a surprise speaker..."

IMPROV E F The improv group says things get better with I join them.

'This job would be much easier if you didn't play the flute!'

'What's this. . . comedy impov?'

Johnny Vegas.

No Pants Subway Ride.

Don't ad-lib!

Snowprov

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

Allegro con molto espresso

Mensa Does Improv

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

Cheating Death.

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

'There's an imposter among us!'

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

"Sorry, new style pain killer. It's the cut-backs I'm afraid."

"When you tell your Father how you're dropping out of college to be a renaissance faire entertainer, the least you could do is break character."

'Well, I suppose it makes a change from powerpoint presentations...'

"Now give me something intimate to say."

Clown-filled vehicle in the car pool lane

'It's not for acting...It's for a testimony in a courtroom.'

Chemistry Improv Theater

Dog Treat. "Speak"? Without notes?

"What did he say?"

Office improv: "Just make it up as you go along."

"You don't seem to know your lines." "That's because I'm an understudy."

"Improv – that's were the big money is."

"I don't get it. I'm playing a legendary jazz musician and the director keeps telling me to stick to the script and stop improvising."