Romantic Improv Enthusiast Gifts

"Now give me something intimate to say."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

Bear Costume

Allegro con molto espresso

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

'I think it's damn unprofessional for a dermatologist to scream 'Yikes' like that.'

Say it with flowers: It!

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

Cheating Death.

Mensa Does Improv

" A lot of it is just legal mumbo-jumbo."

'Sorry, but my car is a hybrid and I wouldn't accept anything less in a husband.'

"...and do you agree to accept him as he is, and not try to change him?"

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

A man reads a book called 'Opening Lines' while a woman reads a book called 'Brush Offs'.

'There's more to life than just necking all the time, Frankie!'

"So this is the Mr. Waring who has made such a great impression on my little girl."

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

'So, you're an organ-grinder's monkey? A professional beggar? Is that how you intend to support my daughter?'

Romantic Tree Carving

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

"It's perfect! You're a government redactor, and I'm a broadcast network word bleeper."

Movies through the decades.

"Sorry, new style pain killer. It's the cut-backs I'm afraid."

"This not the way I envisioned falling in love."

"We didn't spend much time together when we first got married, so we're making up for lost time. We now have a date night 300 days a year."

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'

"What is it about a tee shirt cannon that says 'foreplay' to you?"

'Okay, so it's not a violin, but he is playing our song.'

'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'

"Or...we could suggest a three-way."

'Do your lawyers have to be here?'

You're pig-headed, Louis, I like that in a man.

Man and woman