Musical Improv Enthusiast Gifts

Jazz is Invented

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

Allegro con molto espresso

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

Mensa Does Improv

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

Cheating Death.

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

'I made a Valentine's Day card for you. The school has no art supplies so I wrote the color in.'

The Augie Twins write music strictly for their own amusement.

"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."

The Art of Bantering!

"When you tell your Father how you're dropping out of college to be a renaissance faire entertainer, the least you could do is break character."

"Now give me something intimate to say."

Chemistry Improv Theater

Clown-filled vehicle in the car pool lane

"It's improv night."

"What did he say?"

Office improv: "Just make it up as you go along."

'I'm a loaf of bread.'

"Yes, I'll marry you -- but I do a lot of improv, so I say yes to anything."

'The thing I like about jazz is nobody notices if I hit the wrong notes.'

"The line in the script was actually 'Woof woof,' but, when we started shooting, 'Bow wow' came out, and the rest is history."

"That's not a mistake, that's jazz."

'This job would be much easier if you didn't play the flute!'

"Try some improv, they said. The king will it, they said!"

'Sometimes if things blow onto the canvas I just leave em there.'

"Our scheduled speaker isn't available to make it here today, but luckily we have a surprise speaker..."

Awkward Sharp Bend - Cat Nav.

"I'm thinking impromptu Verdi in limping traffic tempo."

"As these negotiations break down and tensions rise, keep in mind that when this ends we're still members of the same improv troupe."

'Now that we've invented language, let's learn to ad lib!'