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"Can Roger come out and improvise?"

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

Jazz is Invented

Allegro con molto espresso

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

Mensa Does Improv

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

Cheating Death.

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

'I made a Valentine's Day card for you. The school has no art supplies so I wrote the color in.'

The Augie Twins write music strictly for their own amusement.

The Art of Bantering!

"Now give me something intimate to say."

Chemistry Improv Theater

"When you tell your Father how you're dropping out of college to be a renaissance faire entertainer, the least you could do is break character."

"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."

Clown-filled vehicle in the car pool lane

"It's improv night."

Dog Treat. "Speak"? Without notes?

"What did he say?"

Office improv: "Just make it up as you go along."

Spiderman at the Improv

'I'm a loaf of bread.'

"Yes, I'll marry you -- but I do a lot of improv, so I say yes to anything."

'The thing I like about jazz is nobody notices if I hit the wrong notes.'

"Try some improv, they said. The king will it, they said!"

'This job would be much easier if you didn't play the flute!'

"That's not a mistake, that's jazz."

"The line in the script was actually 'Woof woof,' but, when we started shooting, 'Bow wow' came out, and the rest is history."

'Sometimes if things blow onto the canvas I just leave em there.'

"Our scheduled speaker isn't available to make it here today, but luckily we have a surprise speaker..."

"You're a fool, Carl - a fool and an idiot."

"As these negotiations break down and tensions rise, keep in mind that when this ends we're still members of the same improv troupe."

Awkward Sharp Bend - Cat Nav.