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"I'm thinking impromptu Verdi in limping traffic tempo."

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

Awkward Sharp Bend - Cat Nav.

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

Sock Puppet in Literature

Allegro con molto espresso

Jazz is Invented

Italica

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

Tina Turner

Spam in Hell.

Cheating Death.

Mensa Does Improv

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

Hudibras - 12 - Hudibras encounters the Skimmington.

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

Cool hand... Uke

Library Grand Opening

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

"When you order your dictator from Temu"