Music Improvisation Fan Gifts

"I'm thinking impromptu Verdi in limping traffic tempo."

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

Awkward Sharp Bend - Cat Nav.

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

EWE 2.

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

Sock Puppet in Literature

Jazz is Invented

Allegro con molto espresso

Italica

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Spam in Hell.

Tina Turner

Mensa Does Improv

'I was up for a part in the Producers...'

Cheating Death.

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

Hudibras - 12 - Hudibras encounters the Skimmington.

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

Cool hand... Uke

The Second Fall of Man.r

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

Frank Zappa

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto, Number One, first movement."

Library Grand Opening

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

Hear No Evil, SIA No Evil, Speak No Evil.

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

Elephant blues