Improv Fan Gifts

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

"Wow...tough crowd."

"So, I looked him square in the face and without blinking an eye, I said, 'Meow.'" "No way! You're crazy." "You said, 'Meow'?!"

Memorable Jam Sessions: the night Charlie Parker asked Spike Jones to sit in on Ah-Ooogah horn."

Thelonious Monk

Tone Deaf and Can't Read Music - Please Give.

Guy holding sign: Will make this cartoon funnier 4 food.

"Now it's high definition!"

"Those weren't pitches! I was bouncing off ideas."

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

Snowprov

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

Allegro con molto espresso

Sock Puppet in Literature

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

Spam in Hell.

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

Cheating Death.

Mensa Does Improv

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

Trump Mask

"I'm sorry, I didn't pack it, but I'm guessing you can find a stick."

'He's the bluesman's bluesman.'

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

"So, how's your other half?"

"Thanks for the leaf blower! I'm putting it to good use."

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

Chemistry Improv Theater

"When you order your dictator from Temu"

Clown-filled vehicle in the car pool lane

Lawyers On A Plane.

The Art of Bantering!