Improv Fan Gifts

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

"Wow...tough crowd."

"So, I looked him square in the face and without blinking an eye, I said, 'Meow.'" "No way! You're crazy." "You said, 'Meow'?!"

Memorable Jam Sessions: the night Charlie Parker asked Spike Jones to sit in on Ah-Ooogah horn."

This is the Ask Sadie Show. You're on, caller. What's your problem? I'm - Don't pussyfoot around the issue. Get to the point! I don't have all day! Get on with it, already! Next caller. You're on. What's your problem? Um

Thelonious Monk

Tone Deaf and Can't Read Music - Please Give.

Guy holding sign: Will make this cartoon funnier 4 food.

Phill Jupitus

"Now it's high definition!"

"Those weren't pitches! I was bouncing off ideas."

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

Snowprov

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

Sock Puppet in Literature

Allegro con molto espresso

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

Spam in Hell.

Cheating Death.

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

Mensa Does Improv

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

'There's an imposter among us!'

"I'm sorry, I didn't pack it, but I'm guessing you can find a stick."

Trump Mask

'He's the bluesman's bluesman.'

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

The Second Fall of Man.r

"So, how's your other half?"

"Thanks for the leaf blower! I'm putting it to good use."

"When you order your dictator from Temu"

"I know I say it in every episode, Carson, but the world is changing and we have to change with it."