Improvisation Fans Gifts

'I keep forgetting. Is it the chicken bone or fish head that's the Black Knight?'

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

"Draw your own path."

Jazz is Invented

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

Lockdown casserole

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

"I became a mentor because I needed more direction in life."

"I'm sorry, I didn't pack it, but I'm guessing you can find a stick."

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

Trump Mask

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

'He's the bluesman's bluesman.'

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

"Thanks for the leaf blower! I'm putting it to good use."

"I'll now take some rambling, nonsensical statements from the audience."

'Cook is a musician. Improvises. Never makes the same thing twice.'

"Sorry, new style pain killer. It's the cut-backs I'm afraid."

Game In A Can.

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

"Now give me something intimate to say."

The Art of Bantering!

'It's not for acting...It's for a testimony in a courtroom.'

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

"The toaster is broken again, sweetheart."

"Dear, when was the last time you just winged it?"

A true musician will learn to improvise when his instrument is in the pawn shop.

"All I could find was this butternut squash."