Improvisation Admirers Gifts

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

"Draw your own path."

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

Jazz is Invented

Allegro con molto espresso

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

Lockdown casserole

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

Cheating Death.

Mensa Does Improv

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

"I'm sorry, I didn't pack it, but I'm guessing you can find a stick."

'He's the bluesman's bluesman.'

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

Remember to lash from the outside!

Jerry Garcia, RIP

"Thanks for the leaf blower! I'm putting it to good use."

"Sorry, new style pain killer. It's the cut-backs I'm afraid."

I'm sorry Miss, but your artistic license has expired.

"I'll now take some rambling, nonsensical statements from the audience."

'Cook is a musician. Improvises. Never makes the same thing twice.'

Frank Zappa

'Propane ran out.'

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

'It's not for acting...It's for a testimony in a courtroom.'

The Art of Bantering!

"Now give me something intimate to say."

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

"The toaster is broken again, sweetheart."