Imperfection Admirers Gifts

Teddies They Rejected

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

'Even in the mundane tasks, aim for perfection!'

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

World Championship Mime-Off -'HEYYY! He's in a REAL box!!'

"Returns"

"Abra-Viagra."

"Dear, when was the last time you just winged it?"

Genius Bar

The Great Banzinni discovers the oldest trick in the book.

"This new guy's really good!"

Ethelred the Unfinished.

"Physics is an exact science. There's no room for anything else."

'Find out if she would have like me if I hadn't asked so many people.'

"You are late! The rabbit left half an hour ago!"

"Look at the irregular colors, the odd shapes, the worm holes..."

'And God created man in his own image.'

Factory-Second Art

Rebels without causes: Lorem ipsum, T.B.D., Insert slogan here

'What are those brown marks?' - 'The original rust.'

Think zero defects.

Angling Competition

"Let me ask you this. Do you see yourself as abominable?"

"I was told I should embrace my mistakes."

"I'm looking for something slightly more perfect."

Cat Thanks.

"I told him to come back when he's truly gifted."

Magic Tricks

'It's my bum leg again, doctor.'

"Mr. Daniels, I'd like to talk to you about the disappearance of several young ladies."