Imperfection Embraces Gifts

"It's just a little death defect."

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

Police Feline Unit

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

Cat Zoom Meeting

Cats

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

'I'll grow old gracefully when I want to and not any sooner.'

'The problem is you're a perfectionist. You don't always have to be totally evil. Sometimes it's OK to just be annoying.'

"I refuse to discuss my selfless passion for public service until my hair, makeup and lighting are perfect."

Cat Lover's Leap.

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

"You're doing it wrong."

Probability - if you have 5 cats, 4 will be asleep.

'Now I really am sick.'

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

"Have you made any retirement plans?"

"There are two kinds of students: perfectionists and procrastinators."

Hooray for my Cat! who thinks EVERYTHING I DO is fantastic!

When cats bring gifts.

"Did you know that cats can give paw?"

Cat Lady

Ethelred the Unfinished.

"Look at the irregular colors, the odd shapes, the worm holes..."

Page-a-day calendar. . . Reasons to live - Feed the cats...

'And God created man in his own image.'

'That cat is ruining our sex life-I never know if it's you or the cat who's purring with satisfaction.'

The Perfectionist Procrastinator

Cat Lady

Factory-Second Art