Imperfection Appreciator Gifts

Ethelred the Unfinished.

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

Final words on gravestones.

Cow Kong

'Well this is awkward.'

Big business is not evil

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

"In all of Montana, you’ll not find a more sublime flyfisher than Mittens."

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

Been in advertising long?

'...if you look at it in the right way it begins to make sense.'

Starving Artist Show has paintings of food.

'I'm jumping into a black hole!'

"I just love your use of lying"

'I get a lot of job offers..'

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it — who cares?!"

Godot Bound And Gagged In A Dark Office

"We’re going to have to be very discreet. We don’t travel together, and we don’t dine together."

'When I asked for a bottle of house red...'

'Yes,I did order an extra barrel,but for my shotgun.'

'I don't know anything about art and I don't know what I like.'

"Would you ask the chef to hurry? We're running out of conversation."

Antiques, Furniture Stripping, Stripping.

'And God created man in his own image.'

Factory-Second Art

"...and this is my better half...!"

'What are those brown marks?' - 'The original rust.'

"Weird day"

"Right there in the caf�, Neal decided he could really murder..."

"I was told I should embrace my mistakes."