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Ethelred the Unfinished.

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

Final words on gravestones.

Cow Kong

Big business is not evil

"Kiss, you idiot. Not hiss."

'Well this is awkward.'

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

"In all of Montana, you’ll not find a more sublime flyfisher than Mittens."

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

Been in advertising long?

'...if you look at it in the right way it begins to make sense.'

Starving Artist Show has paintings of food.

'I'm jumping into a black hole!'

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it — who cares?!"

"I just love your use of lying"

'It's a Sam Shepard play with the usual props - burnt toast, live animals, and a penis or two.'

'I get a lot of job offers..'

Godot Bound And Gagged In A Dark Office

'Yes,I did order an extra barrel,but for my shotgun.'

"Would you ask the chef to hurry? We're running out of conversation."

'I don't know anything about art and I don't know what I like.'

Waiting for Dogot

'When I asked for a bottle of house red...'

"We’re going to have to be very discreet. We don’t travel together, and we don’t dine together."

'And God created man in his own image.'

"I'm sorry, I think there's been a typo."

"...and this is my better half...!"

Antiques, Furniture Stripping, Stripping.

Factory-Second Art

'What are those brown marks?' - 'The original rust.'

"I was told I should embrace my mistakes."

"Right there in the caf�, Neal decided he could really murder..."