Embracing Imperfections Gifts

'It's my bum leg again, doctor.'

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

The Computer Bore

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

Homo Gamus

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

"I think I've fixed the intercom. Just remember to speak into the ceiling fan when the doorbell rings."

"Dad! The bathroom pipes are clogged up!"

'Workmate' bench helping DIY man "Left a bit"

'I'll grow old gracefully when I want to and not any sooner.'

'The problem is you're a perfectionist. You don't always have to be totally evil. Sometimes it's OK to just be annoying.'

'As a kid I was always taking things apart...so, anyway, that's when my parents stopped getting me pets.'

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

'He may not be accurate but he's resourceful'

With his mothers persuasion, Joe decided to 'come clean' to the police!

"Larry does all his own stunts."

Scientists Discover the Gene for Heterosexuality in Men

'I checked that birds and bees stuff on the internet, Dad -- it says you're full of baloney.'

'Please pardon the inconvenience while this web page is under construction.'

'I am playing outside, Mom -- look at the graphics.'

"My garage door opens whenever I change television channels."

New Year's Resolution.

'The problem's too simple - call someone else'

Mr. Briggs' Pleasures of Housekeeping, part 4

Ethelred the Unfinished.

'Dude, I think your memory card is full.'

Fixing the light

'The spare's flat too, honey. Toss me that fruitcake.'

He'd get to the broken porch just after he fixed the broken axle, the broken stall and his broken dreams.

'The readings look good, but just in case, when was the last time the system was checked for bugs?'

"What's your New Year's Resolution?"

Venice Emergency Plumbing Service

"Look at the irregular colors, the odd shapes, the worm holes..."