Embracer Of Flaws Gifts

"My support group told me to embrace my mistakes."

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

'I'll grow old gracefully when I want to and not any sooner.'

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

The shape of things to come

"I've got pride but no shame."

Development of disgusting new flaws. Loving acceptance of your flaws.

'That's funny - the computer said we had mail..'

"Teacher believes in performance-enhancing hugs."

"Sure, I could hold your hand during down markets...but it wouldn't help you learn how to embrace failure."

"That explains why Larry is the most confident employee in our company!"

Feel good loser. NON WINNER

Salman Rushdie

"Aging disgracefully is much more fun."

'Congratulations, your days of avoiding the real world are finally over.'

"It's incredible what nonsense people will believe as long as there are others who also believe."

The Artist

'It's my bum leg again, doctor.'

'What's happiness, it can't buy money.'

"Does my bump look big in this"

'If I had to live my life over again...I'd make the same mistakes sooner.'

"Oh, I stopped wearing one. At my age there's no point in trying to fool Mother Nature."

Elephant and large lady both balancing on the scales. They weigh the same.

"Son, you can be gay or straight or liberal or conservative and I'll still love and support you. All I ask is that you not be a wimp."

Lotion-bottle manufacturer's meeting

An old man walking towards his grave

"Normally that's a deal breaker... but he's soooooo cute."