Nature's Imperfection Advocate Gifts

"Look at the irregular colors, the odd shapes, the worm holes..."

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

'Have you done something to your air? You look different?'

'It says right here on the package, Ed, 'avoid any direct contact with skin'!'

The Earth studying our cities with much interest

'I see the rain forest has been downgraded to the 'scattered showers' forest.'

The Destruction of the Environment

Before Climate Change/After Climate Change

"I like to stay on top of things."

'I'll grow old gracefully when I want to and not any sooner.'

Tsunami Evac Route

"What do I remember about my mother? Well, for starters, she was delicious."

"In the near future climate change will cause huge disasters!. . . And if nature dares to disappoint me, I'll throw the packaging of my vegan burger into the bushes!"

"Give me all the books you have on Global warming!"

"Of course, when we landscape the place, we'll get rid of that old washing machine and replace it with one that's indigenous to these parts."

"I can't go on. All the weeding, mowing, digging, pesticides, and gopher holes really hurts you know. It's just not worth it anymore."

'I can't help thinking you need a little more focus....'

"The future of resilience is diversity, not monoculture. And I'm not JUST referring to vegetation."

Hottest temperatures on record.

A Tree Fights Back

Look at all the pretty flowers....Neonicotinoids.

"Let's go, this is definitely a manicured lawn: we won't find clover or dandelions here..."

'You'll have to cut down on the gardening...it's a nasty case of Green flies.'

Frankenfood farms: pest-resistant, fresher-longer, who-knows-what produce.

Weather Report - 'The following programme predicts scenes of a shocking nature.'

Factory Pollution.

Gardener and the Giant Snail

"Congratulations, Baer—I think you've wiped out the species!"

Oil Spill Clean up.

'This is a sample of the dolphin skin we're using to bind the sustainability report.'

A woman collecting mushrooms rests under a mushroom.

"We really need to recognise the significance of climate change..."

Save forest

'Fly me straight over the bears, James...'

Ethelred the Unfinished.