Nature's Imperfection Advocate Pillows

"Look at the irregular colors, the odd shapes, the worm holes..."

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

'Have you done something to your air? You look different?'

'It says right here on the package, Ed, 'avoid any direct contact with skin'!'

The Earth studying our cities with much interest

'I see the rain forest has been downgraded to the 'scattered showers' forest.'

"I like to stay on top of things."

The Destruction of the Environment

Before Climate Change/After Climate Change

'I'll grow old gracefully when I want to and not any sooner.'

Tsunami Evac Route

Hottest temperatures on record.

"Give me all the books you have on Global warming!"

"I can't go on. All the weeding, mowing, digging, pesticides, and gopher holes really hurts you know. It's just not worth it anymore."

"What do I remember about my mother? Well, for starters, she was delicious."

'I can't help thinking you need a little more focus....'

"The future of resilience is diversity, not monoculture. And I'm not JUST referring to vegetation."

"Of course, when we landscape the place, we'll get rid of that old washing machine and replace it with one that's indigenous to these parts."

Look at all the pretty flowers....Neonicotinoids.

"Let's go, this is definitely a manicured lawn: we won't find clover or dandelions here..."

Gardener and the Giant Snail

'You'll have to cut down on the gardening...it's a nasty case of Green flies.'

Frankenfood farms: pest-resistant, fresher-longer, who-knows-what produce.

Weather Report - 'The following programme predicts scenes of a shocking nature.'

Factory Pollution.

"Congratulations, Baer—I think you've wiped out the species!"

A woman collecting mushrooms rests under a mushroom.

'This is a sample of the dolphin skin we're using to bind the sustainability report.'

Save forest

'Fly me straight over the bears, James...'

Ethelred the Unfinished.

"We really need to recognise the significance of climate change..."

Oil Spill Clean up.

Deforestation: The Last Tree