Advocate For Nature Pillows

'Have our P.R. people do a report on the beneficial effects of cyanide on river life.'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

Deforestation.

North Pole

Humans...What is their purpose?

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

Nature versus commerce.

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

View to the Future

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

"Tallyho!"

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

New Road Signs to Watch For:

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

Climate Crisis

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

"Privates Beach"

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

Government a la Carte

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

'I blame global warming!'

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.